New Year’s Resolutions Are a Trap
Fitter. Happier. More productive. There, robot worker drone, you’re fixed!
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5 min readDec 27, 2019
You know what would be great? If I weighed 30 pounds less, worked more efficiently, fought for justice, parented with patience, spent less money, and never experienced sadness, anger, frustration, or temptation.