I Love You All, But Please Don’t Make Me Zoom With You

Forced separation is making everyone giddy to watch each other eat pancakes over webcam. I’m out.

sarah knight
Forge
Published in
5 min readApr 2, 2020

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WWith apologies to the company that has recently become synonymous with group videoconferencing in quarantine: If I never see another Zoom meeting link in my email, it will be #toosoon.

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sarah knight
Forge
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