Hating Your Face on Zoom Is the New Hating Your Voice on the Phone
The video-chat renaissance is introducing people to a new type of awkwardness
I’ve learned a lot about myself since going into quarantine. Like how my daily 3 p.m. anxiety spiral can be treated with a snack or four. That I prefer to wear the same sweatshirt multiple days in a row, alternating between wearing it inside out and right side in until it needs washing. How I find an entirely gray outfit — a groutfit, if you will — to be oddly satisfying. And just how much I absolutely cannot stand seeing my face on Zoom.
As a journalist, I’m no stranger to hating the excruciating sound of your voice: Listening to recordings of interviews and transcribing them is one of the most distressing parts of the job. Hating what you hear is just par for the course. Hating what you see, however, is new to me. And judging by the self-deprecating tweets I’ve seen over the past few weeks, it’s an experience plenty of other people are having right now, too.
Part of that discomfort is technology-induced. It depends on how old your device is, but it seems none of them were built with user hotness in mind. Even a relatively new MacBook camera isn’t going to make you look your best. (If you look at the camera on the back of your iPhone, you’ll notice it…
